We have two bathrooms. Why do they always fight over the SAME bathroom?
I will never understand this.
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No matter what I tell the kids we are having for lunch, they always say "AGAIN?"
Corn dogs....AGAIN?
Pizza....AGAIN?
Chicken....AGAIN?
Filet Mignon, Baked Potato, Salad with a side of cherry pie....AGAIN?
Ok, that last one MAY or MAY NOT be a lie.
BUT COME ON!...
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Youtube is still be annoying. Why can't they get their act together?
Don't they know how HORMONAL I am these days?
#JustLetMeUploadAVideoALREADY!
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We ate dinner at church the other night. I had a cupcake for dessert....
Then I made Meghan go get me another (I didn't want everyone to think I was a hog.)
After dinner was over one of the ladies came up to me with a container of cupcakes.
I thought I was busted.
I thought she wanted to let me know that ONE CUPCAKE was plenty.
I thought she wanted to tell that I looked like a greedy COW.
NAH...She actually gave me 7 more cupcakes and 2 slices of pineapple cake to take home.
(Bloated.I.AM.)
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I'm going to start charging Reagan to use the bathroom.
Not only does she use enough toilet paper to wipe an elephant's rear end but she's clogging up the toilet every single day.
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No matter what I tell the kids we are having for lunch, they always say "AGAIN?"
Corn dogs....AGAIN?
Pizza....AGAIN?
Chicken....AGAIN?
Filet Mignon, Baked Potato, Salad with a side of cherry pie....AGAIN?
Ok, that last one MAY or MAY NOT be a lie.
BUT COME ON!...
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Youtube is still be annoying. Why can't they get their act together?
Don't they know how HORMONAL I am these days?
#JustLetMeUploadAVideoALREADY!
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We ate dinner at church the other night. I had a cupcake for dessert....
Then I made Meghan go get me another (I didn't want everyone to think I was a hog.)
After dinner was over one of the ladies came up to me with a container of cupcakes.
I thought I was busted.
I thought she wanted to let me know that ONE CUPCAKE was plenty.
I thought she wanted to tell that I looked like a greedy COW.
NAH...She actually gave me 7 more cupcakes and 2 slices of pineapple cake to take home.
(Bloated.I.AM.)
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I'm going to start charging Reagan to use the bathroom.
Not only does she use enough toilet paper to wipe an elephant's rear end but she's clogging up the toilet every single day.
#it'shardtoplungewhenabigbellyisintheway
What do you think?
Coin operated toilet?
Sounds like my house 100%. What I want to know is why they complain about eating the same things but when I dare make something different, it's disgusting. Hopefully my taste buds will still be intact when they grow up and move out.